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我決定來自爆~~
                                                                               
總好過被不認識的鄉民爆料                                                                              
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剛剛跟同學一起坐捷運回家
                                                                               
拉著座位旁的鐵杆      很開心地高談闊論
                                                                                

  附個爛爛的圖:                                                     
                             ▁ ▁
             ┘□□□                  這是捷運車廂最邊邊的那種三人座位
捷運通道                               我們就站在 ■ 旁邊的位子
              ┐□□■▁ ▁
                             車廂門
                                                                               
                                                                               
後來鐵杆旁的位子空出來了
                                                                               
因為我們是兩個人  只有一個坐不公平
                                                                               
所以我們依舊站著聊天


一個OL越過我們中間  跑去坐那個位子
                                                                               
她坐下  又突然站了起來
                                                                               
看看我同學  又看看我
                                                                               
我望著她猶疑的眼神
                                                                               
                                                                               
霎那間  我懂了~~  我明白她想說而未說出口的話
                                                                               
                                                                               
情急之下
                                                                               
放空腦袋的我  大聲的說:"我沒有~~~  我沒有懷孕呀~~~~~~~"
                                                                               
我彷彿聽見突然一片安靜的捷運中
                                                                               
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~
我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~我沒有~~~我沒有懷孕呀~~~~

這句話不斷的迴音
                                                                               
以及四周低低的竊笑聲
                                                                               
                                                                               
我想我不會在穿這件洋裝出門了  囧rz